‘whatever’

situasi1

eyra:k.ila,tgk la cte nih..bes gle..action die mmg mantap gle..

me:cte pe nih??cam xbes jekk..

eyra:bes la..eyra ngn ayah mmg crik cte nih dr dlu lgik..

then mlm tuh dlm pkol2 aku sje la gatal2 tgn amek cd tuh..cte BOURNE..kowg tgk tak cte nih?aku layan smpai pkol6 okeh cte tuh..siot tau eyra..abes lebam bwh mte aku mnahan ngntoks tgk cte bourne nih marathon..aku lmbat ek??sbb cte tuh da ade 3collection..the bourne identity..the bourne supremacy..ngn the bourne ultimatum..aku xtdo smpai pg ngadap laptop..eyra jahat!!..

situasi2

me:eyra..bes kn kalo dpt eskem vanila tym2 cmnih..

eyra:a ah..bes nye!!eskem da abes ek?

me:ofkos la kn..ayah mn bleh tgk esbox tuh ade eskem..kompem abes die mkn pnye..

eyra:ala..nk eskem la..

me:kak ila pon..nk eskem vanila..ngidamnye!!

then 1ptg tuh die kuar ngn mak..aku da siap pesn doploh x da ingtkn die beli eskem..siap pesan kalo beli corneto,aku nk flavor vanila yg kaler biru tuh..tp if ade yg eskem dlm tupperware tuh,lg bgos..10mnutes later she texted me.."k.ila eskem corneto vanila xde la"..me replied.."ala,xpe la..eskem pape pon ok la"..she texted "sori la..da msok kete la"..aku kiciwa okehh..aku da ngidam abes nk mkn eskem..bleh plak die tgk vanila xde,tros chow cmtuh jek..huwaaaaa…zalim okehhh..tak kisah la vanila or not..aku nk eskem yg penting nye!!..die da tgk aku mroyan bpe ari merengek2 ckp nk eskem..nk eskem..bleh plak die xbeli eskem ble msuk kdai kn..eyra jahat!!..last2 tym g giant arituh aku beli eskem smpai 2boxes okehh..now nih ade lg eskem tuh..ekekekekeke..

situasi3

me:la..asal xbleh connect nih..

eyra:kak eyla tggu la smpai die da msok google dlu..then br repair blek connection tuh..

me:[aku cancel kn jek tros sbb lmbat gle nk msok google]

eyra:kak eyla wat jek la cmne..kak eyla kn bdak degree..yaayaayaa bdak dip jek..[eyra taking dip IS in accounting kat uitm..same field wit me]

me:ehhh..aku xde pon ckp psl diploma2 or degree2 nih kn??aku xpnah discriminate owg cmtuh tau..

eyra:yela..kn dlm fam nih eyra sowg jek amek dip..

me:tp aku ade ckp pape x?[aku da hangen da tym nih]

mak:bgus la eyra amek dip..ade 2 sjil..[mak try nk neutral kn keadaan]

die jahat okeh..mlm tuh smpai pkol bpe ntah aku asik pggil die bdak dip jek..die pggil aku bdak deg..ktowg pggil mak bdak keje..muahahaha..ngengade okeh..aku xckp pape pon psl education2 nih..die plak nk sentap2..adoiiyaii..nih die bdak jahat!!mke cm suci jek kn..tp,haishhhh..