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arini g amek kak biha kat mlake sbb die suda abes prak..jap jek kn??2buln sajorkk..pg td gerk pkol 8ish n smpai tngkak dlm pkol1120..tgk aca jap smbil bwk die kehepsi..eyra bnjer snack plate..ktowg nk kne amek kak biha sbb brg2 die sgt byk n kompem xmuat if gne kete die jek..make bntuan dr jb kne ade..tuh pon seb bek manman jek muat nye..pnoh 2kete ngn brg2 die okehh..so blek jb tuh kak biha drive n ofkos la aku jdik d co-driver kn..aku bab2 co-driver nih mmg superb la sbb mmg da keje aku if kak biha drive..mau jdik co-driver yg bjaye??sile la cntohi sye..hikkksss..

1. jdik co-driver xbleh tdo..kne boraks2 sbb xmo d driver ngntokss..so bese nye aku akn boraks,nyanyi2 smpai out of tune ke laut sume,joget2 ckit n wat lawak bodo..td aku ngn kak biha melalak nyanyi lgu mkhluk tuhan plg shekshi..gle bes part yg "auw..auw..auw..ahh..ahh..ahh.."..smbil gaye2 skali..keji okehh..tp dulik la kn..kt sister..
2. jdik co-driver kne kuat iman..sbb nye tgk budk blkng sdp gle tdo..siap dengkor2 bagai lagik dikale2 hujan lbat yg mmg syiok gle la kalo mmbute..tym nih nescafe original la jwb nye..mn bole join tdo kn..ade kang..haishhh..nauzubillah okehh..
3. co-driver bfo btolak kne bce doa nek knderaan..so mudah2hn pjlann dpermudahkn..kowg tau doa nek knderaan x?cmnih.."bismillahirrahmaanirrahimm..subhanallazi sakhkharalana haa zaa wamaa kunnaa lahuu mukrininn..wainnaa ilaa rabbinaa lamunkolibunn..segale puji bg Allah yg tlh mnyediakn knderaan ini utk kami dan tiada lh kami bkuase mnjadikn nye..dan ssungguh nye kami akn kmbali kelak kpd tuhan..amin.."..then tawakal jek la byk2..
4. jdik co driver kne smpan kn sgale tok nenek tkets..tket parking..tket tol..resit tol..so sume nye dbwh responsibilities d co-driver yek..
5. if da smpai tol,kne hulur duet ngn tket sume kat driver..standby bukk purse sume..msuk kn balance duet..
6. if driver lapo,kne suap kn jajan..xkesah la kopoks,chocs,kepeks,or wateva..sume kne suap..baek kn sye??hikkss..owg kat luo ade gak bg mke cm nyampah2 sbb bsuap2 bgai kn..tp ade aku kesah ke??yg penting nyawa aku selamat suda!
7. if driver ngntok,kne pcit2 bahu n tengkuk sume..part nih xslalu la..bese nye dad ngn abg jek yg bese nk kne pcit2 nih..tgn aku sgt power bab2 pcit nih k..kn mak kn??**mak angguk kapla**
8. co driver=kaunselor..sbb nye if d driver cm angen2 ngn kete len,d co-driver kne ckp cmnih.."sabo jek la".."ala,biar kn jek la".."ko jgn la hempit2 kete tuh"..owhhh..akak aku mmg ske hempit2 kete owg okehh kalo da mara..ingt gangster la tuh..x padan ngn pompuan..jap g owg tuh trun bwk kayu bagai bru ko nk cuak la kn..
9. co-driver jgak msti sgt alert ngn lubang2 sgale..so if d driver xnmpak lubg tuh,ko bleh sound die ade lubang kat dpn..akak aku mmg suke bantai lubang kat jln..parit pon die men slmbe jek..tuh yg bpe kali tyr pecah tuh..
10. co-driver jgak msti alert dgn keadaan jln..sbb nye if jam trok n d driver cam sush jek nk cilok jln,d co-driver kne bukk tngkap n angkat tgn spy kete2 len bg can cilok..wahhh..hebat kn sye??hikkksss..
11. jdik co-driver jgak kne tlg jge henpon d driver..if ade msg or call,kne tlg jwbkn..besenye msg2 or call dr fam or mmbers jek yg aku tlg jwb kn..if BF driver yg bg msg or call,i’ll let her handle wit it..xde la aku nk bce msg BF die kn..
12. jdik co-driver jgak kne alert ngn lgu2 kat radio..slalu la gak aku kne sound ngn owg blkng n d driver sbb lgu xbesh..nk kne tuko2 radio crik lgu yg bleh nyanyi2..hamboi2 kowg..td sakan borak,lgu ape pon kowg xkesh..bile da xde modal nk borak,aku yg kne la kn..hampeh okehh..
13. co-driver jgak kne hapal jln sbb bese nye kami mmg reti msok jln tuh..tp ble kuar msing2 da konpius..td msok belok knn..so kalo kuar ofkos la kne belok kiri kn..xde la driver sowg2 pening kpale kn..
14. part nih mmg bes..sbb nye if driver tuh ade Bf,d co-driver kne tlg amek gmbo..nk mms BF tchenta la kn..sape lgik..siap bleh soh amek skali lgik sbb xchantek okehh..demand tau driver nih..smbil2 tuh kte tompang enterprem la gak kn..co-driver pon ade BF jgak..hikksss..
15. then if da smpai,d co-driver jgak akn tlg off aircond,off radio,mke sure tngkap ttup..

**tamat suda tips mnjadik co-driver yg bjaye..smuge bjaye kpd co2-driver sume..hiikkkssss..**

1.punggah bwk kuar bju2 jln sume..then try test satu per satu..tym nih kowg tau la either kowg ptot diet ke tak kn..put a side mne2 bju yg rse cm chantek jek smbil crik2 date ble nk kuar pkai dat bju..

2.punggah kuar sume tdung n test ngn bju2 chantek tsbut..tukar2 pesen tdung..mk sure pesen yg dgyekn xmnmpk kn anda sgt chubby kerna coti nih tdo mkn tdo mkn sajork..

3.punggah sume magz remaje zmn tok nenek n bce blek..sye sgt pngumpul remaje since skolah2 dlu..tserah la kowg smpan magz pe..kalo xcollect magz,surt kabo pon bleh jgak..

4.korek2 dvd2 series yg season 1 or 2 or 3 pnye n tgk blek..nanges n ktawe2 mcm xpenah tgk bfo dis..sye pngumpul series prison break,heroes,gossip girl,ghost whispere,csi,betty.

5.jengket2 msok blik n amek cam sonny cybershot my sis,abg or aca dendiam n snap gmbo2 gediks smpai memory dowg tnggal 0..then tggal kn kat blik dowg smpai dowg jerit "spe pnye keje nih???????"..n kalo nk lg bes,amek gmbo plg gedik n then set as wallpaper kat hp dowg..

6.amek lappy n search artis hensem smbil brangan2 jdik gelpren dowg..then save..mlm2 bleh tgk blek..hikksss..

7.amek remote astro n tekn dr channel 100 until 900..kalo ade cte bes,amek bntal busuk,landing dpn tv..

8.bukk youtube.com n search video2 bes..top hit search kat umah nih greys anatomy,victoria posh n beckham,doubleS,footballers,koreans,vid clip omputih..

9.blog hop blogspot owg smbil kepoh2 life dowg cmne..

10.tepuk2 katil..ssun2 bntal..amek bntal plok..then landing..adjust mn2 yg ptot..tdo..zZzzZzzZzzzzzZZzZZz..

tym nih sume owg da tdo..aku buhsan tahap gaban..n kalo kowg pasan ade gmbo2 tuh kat sblah aku ade setimbun bju2..hah..tu la bju2 jln yg da ditest oleh sye utk ilangkn burink..hikksss..

2yrs ago..tym tuh tgh boraks ngn my sis bout her probs..n ttbe ade msg msuk..then call in plak from my bf..aku mmg xbleh nk wat pape la kn sbb tgh on d phone..my sis plak tym tuh tgh nanges2 cte prob die..then 40mnutes later br la settle boraks wit her..enchekBF kompem la berapi jek sbb msg xreply..call pon jdik waiting..

enchekBF:gayut ngn spe td?

me:ngn akak..sory la..die tgh ader prob la..xbleh nk reply msg tym tuh..

enchekBF:syg,nk tnye ckit..B ngn akak spe lg penting dlm idup syg?

me:npe tnye soklan cmtuh??[demmit..wat d heck die tnye aku soklan cmtuh..ask me to choose either my blood lovely eva plus d only one sis and him??..mood tros tuko 360 degree..dlm ati nih asik la kt "sampai nye ati B tnye soklan cmtuh"]

enchekBF:xde la..tgk syg lg lbey kn akak dr B jek..

me:[tros trun ktil..kuar blik n call him..]

and on d phone tuh i cried..gtau smpai ati die soh aku plih bet die n my sis..ape hak die tnye aku spe lg penting..both of them penting..but if die tnye aku spe lg penting,d answer will absolutely my own sister..then i ask him.."ape prasaan B kalo syg soh plih spe lg penting..syg ke mak B??"..then tros sentap mamat tuh sbb aku ‘men MAK’ ngn die..sme la ngn aku..i love my fam so much..why cant he understand my situation yg always keep my fam at d 1st place..d whole fam..no d-tak-adil situation in my fam..sume di layan scr adil..but mmg aku mlampau la tym tuh sbb kaitkn mak die kn..tp aku mmg sedey gle ble die tnye soklan cmtuh..why must i’ve to make a decision bet 2 people dat i love so much..ape prasaan my sis kalo die tau yg d-future-bro-in-law ask me dat type of quest..pdhal my sis la d only person dlm umah nih yg tau sush pyh aku ngn enchekBF..die la yg aku crik if aku ade prob ngn enchekBF n neva ask me to leave him if aku gado ngn enchekBF..sampai ati okehh..then ktowg gado 3hr..aku mmg sensitip la psl2 fam nih kn..mcm la die br knal aku 4buln..but after dat,msing2 pon admit slh msing2..aku pon slh jgak sbb libatkn mak die..pdhal mak die baek jek if aku call umah die..die pon da promise xnk tnye soklan2 cmtuh nx tym..n die phm aku ni fam type nye owg..n btw,aku siap wat shoutout lg okeh kat fs..if kowg prasan la..cmnih bunyik die"if u ask me either to choose u or my fam,my answer will absolutely my fam"..tgh emo gler k mse nih..ekekekekeke..

okeh..atas tu pndahuluan n pngenalan jek..back 2 d title..weeknd arituha aku blek kg..smpai dlm pkol 10..kak biha n aca smpai dlm pkol11..dowg smpai2 jek dlm 5mnute gtu,my sist told me this..

sis:eyla..A**** ajak aku kwen..

me:what??siyesly??cpt nye!!

sis:die kt plg cpt end f dis yr..plg lmbat end of nx yr..plan nye kwen nx april..

me:btol ke nih?sedey nye!!..if btol la..i’ll mk sure bfo kowg kawen i’ll prepare myself to accept him n d stuation..[aku da stat nk nanges da..suddenly okehh..]

sis:ala..nyolnyol nanges..jgn la nanges..[plis ignore d nyolnyol part]

aku sgt sedey if die btol2 nk kwen..sbb nye maybe rmai yg xtau aku ade konflik ckit ngn her bf..not bcoz i hate him or aku xske die jdik bf akak aku..aku ske..aku hepi..but d way he treat my sis tuh yg aku xbkenan sgt..psl nih aku xnk la blog pjg2 sgt..one day nnt i’ll mail him to tell why im not cnfortble wit him..tp nnt la..its complicated skang nih..lately nih pon asik gado jek ngn my sis..ade jek bhn yg nk hentam each other..xtau npe jdik cenggini..tp,now nih da ok da..no worries..

i try to accept d situation dat my sis da ade bf..d statement ‘i can talk all 24hrs with her’ kne tuko jdik ‘i can talk all 12hrs with her’..aku sptutnye da lme da kne ajr myself to not conquer my sis sowg2..sptutnye da lme da aku ckp dlm ati "die da ade bf..so sume nye akn brubah..n i have to accept it"..by hook or by crook,1hr nnt die akn kwen..aku pon cmtuh jgak..sedey sgt2 ble pkir if msing2 da kwen,xbleh la nk spend tym each other gossipping,gelak2,boraks,gerdiks2 n so on..its hard..cause we shared e’thing since im form1..its hard to me..i noe its hard too for her..hopefully after both f us get married,things bet us r not change too much..i have to tell myself dat d priority should be to d hubby and not d sis..huwaaa…sad..sad..sad..i love her so much..cmne nk ask myself not to love her dat much sbb if i love her dat much,aku takot dis stuation will happen during her wedding..

tok kadi:sblum sye nk mule kn akad,ade spe2 yg xstuju dgn mjlis akad nih??

me:SAYE!!SAYE!!SAYE!!

i can imagine it..believe me!!

and plus..aca d little one kuar kn statement nih ble kak biha gtau die nk kwen.."kowg jgn ngengade nk kwen cpt2 eh..nafkah zahir kowg xbg lgik kat aca..tlg kasihani adik mu ini"owhh..aca,sgt sronok denga statement ko..nafkah zahir aku xbleh bg,aku bg nafkah batin mau??hikkkssss…btw,aca lg ober k dr aku..aku juz bgenang2 jek..die siap nanges briye2 jek ble kak biha gtau die nk kwen..

kak biha da nak kawen..sobsobsobsob..

byk bnde nk di update sbnanye..like narnia..jenjln ngidam mcd..posing sakan kat landmark mall..and etc..tp dsbbkn gmba2 tuh sume ade kat my sis nye lappy,so postpone jap entry tuh sume..ade gmba br la syiok kn..cte psl gmba2 nih,sbnanye aku da amek da gmba2 tuh sume n save kat pndrive..pastuh dgn pandainye sye as stud b.acct INFORMATION SYSTEM,aku pon transfer la gmba2 dlm pndrive tuh kat lappy aca..kunun nk update blog nnt sng la kn..then dgn gumbire nye aku delete sume folder gmba2 tuh pas transfer..bukak blek kat lappy aca,xbole bukak kn..demmit..pandai nye sye!!**clap**clap**clap**..make,xde la gmba2 tuh..

now nih 9am in the morning..ingt sng ke nk tgk aku bgun pg tym coti sem nih??harus la tiap2 ari bgun tghari kn..hiksss..mlm td tgk spain ngn greece men..btol la ckp one of my fren..mke goalie greece sme cam george clooney..mke nmpk cm da tue jek..tp ensem n macho gtu..ekekekeke..cte psl euro nih,aku nk wish takziah la yek kat france nye fans..esp to kak biha n aca..and to ‘budak’ sowg nih,juz nak wish..tu la..dlu kemain ko angkat player france tuh cam bgus sgt la dowg tuh men..see..cam hampeh jek aku tgk dowg men ngn netherlands..siap kne 4-1 lgik..ape cte????aku snyum kn jek la tgk goal robben yg ade la dlm 50 saat pas henry goal for france..rse cm nk ckp dpn mke ‘budak’ tuh "ape cte france ko?quarter pon xlepas,lgik maw ckp byk"..rse kalo men 10x game tuh pon aku xmuak..hiksss..angen jap aku ttbe kn??.aku juz angen kat ‘budak’ ni jek..fans france yg len sume aku okeh jek..huhuhuhuhu..

b**go owhh b**go..da lme sbnanye aku nk wat entry psl bnde nih..sbtu lps pg2 bute pkol7 da tman mom g anta dad kat bustand..die g kl buat ape ntah..tp blek ari la..then tman mom g psr tani plak beli ikan,sotong,udang,kuih2,n more..bukak2 paper tgk page dpn bapak si i***n nih wat statement "i***n dan b**go tak setaraf"..wat the heck la kn..ni zmn ble nye paper nih??bukn skng ni zmn taraf menaraf nih da xheran ke??dok ckp b**go tuh spm jek..anak die graduate obersea..bg statement cam owg yg xeducated jek..tgk bapaknye as**c p*of..tp ble bce paper tuh,die ckp dlm court yg die tak sng ble dpt tau fam b**go nih ade prob..parents bcerai berai..so,ape mslh nye kalo fam si b**go ni ade prob??bnde mcm nih pon nk jdik issue..mcm dlm drama jek aku tgk..so wat if b**go ni spm jek??aku da la mmg pntang isu2 education nih..as long as die bleh crik duet,biar la kn..aku tgk drama si b**go nih mlmbak jek kat tv..die ade talent,so wat pe nk kecoh2 if die ade spm jek kn..bukn die mnganggur xde keje pon..haissshhh..aku heran la..cam cte kassim selamat pon ade jgak..ade jgak aku bce kat internet gtau yg b**go nih kikis harte si i***n..xtau la btol ke tak kn..nk kt si b**go nih xde job,xde duet smpai jdik kaki kikis duet pompuan,yg aku tgk cte p*teri dok men tiap2 mggu kat tv3 tuh ape??yg aku tgk cte e*ora tiap2 ptg ape??then cte die ngn fazura gak kat a*tro tu amende?royalti dr album die ngn p*yne b**llerz tuh xkn xmsok??adoiyaii..bnde2 mcm nih pon bleh jdik alasan kn ble da xske..hopefully fam aku xmcm nih la kn..u know la,education2 nye issue nih kn..ptg smlm tym tgh lepak2 ngn mak,bleh plak die tnye psl enchek boifren kn..haishhh..aku nih da le xreti nk crite2 bnde cmni kat mak ayh..

mak:adek skng kat ne?ilp tuh eh?keje ke?

me:[mke da biru tahap xbleh bnapas da]ehhh..xla..blaja lg la..

mak:kat ne?

me:adtec kat BP..die tgh wat dip skng nih..

mak:owhhh..ehhh..mn bleh cmni..ila kn degree..die diploma jek..mn bleh..tak setaraf la ila..

me:MMMMAAAAAKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!![smbil wat mke plg xbleh blah]

mak:gelak2 keji smbil wat mke ngolok isu b**go ngn i***n tuh..

muahahahahahha..siot okeh mak aku nih..aku da rse die siyes jek ptg tuh..dun weri la..i noe my mom cmne..die xkn kish pnye hal2 education nih..lantak la owg tuh amek spm jek ke kn..janji ade keje..kalo xde keje,nk bg mkn ank bini ngn pasir ke?hikksss..n plus keje tuh halal..lantak la keje kilang or bwk teksi ke hape kn..

npe aku briye2 ek cte bnde nih?sbb kes aku ngn enchek bf pon sme jek..ktowg kn gatal gle couple tym sek dlu..tym spm dlu aku nye result jauh gle beza ngn die..honestly la kn..die dpt 1A jek..then mlm pas kuar result spm tuh,die tnye…aku ok ke die xpndai cm aku..cm hape jek soklan tuh..n then aku tnye die ade ati x nk smbung blaja?die jwb plan mmg nk smbung blaja la..tp xtau dpt kat ne..ok la tuh kn..as long ko nk smbung stadi,then aku ok jek sbb i noe umo mude gle cmnih,if dpt chance smbung stadi,npe nk tolak kn..then enchek boifren amek sijil kat ilp..mse tuh aku kat mtrik..die sgt la sensitip psl education2 nih..pdhal aku okeh jek..xde pon malu nk ckp ngn owg bf aku blaja kat ilp..die jek lbey2 nk sensitip..n now nih die tgh smbung stadi kat adtec..msti kowg akn ckp nye..wat??ad wat??adtec??xpnah denga pon..kowg2 yg educated nih mmg la xpnah denga nme nih kn sbb kowg bese denga nme2 uni jek..rite?..aku pn dlu cm tpinge2 jek sbb xpenah denga..then now nih br la tau..adtec ni under manpower nye department(JTM)..bese nye tmpat bdak2 yg blaja practical more than theorytical..enchek bf ade gak ckp pasni nk smbung degree..wat pjj..reason die sbb aku ade degree..hello??ade aku ckp ko kne wat deg so that kte bleh kwen?ade?xde kn..haishhh..ni la die..tgk drama tv byk sgt..tp bgus la kn if die nk smbung degree..bleh tlg parents die..aku no2 la kn..ape plak blaja sbb gf ade degree..wat la reason tuh nk smbung degree sbb nk tlg mak ayh kat kg kn..br la nmpak cm ank soleh gtu..hiksss..

so,conclusion nye,if aku kwen ngn enchek bf,hopefully d education nye isu xde la kn..parents aku maybe okeh ckit la..atok ksyngn kat kg ni payah ckit la..aku nk cte pon susah..sng cte cmnih la..aku yg dlu konon2nye pndai sgt yg blaja kat matrik tuh pon xpenah dpt best stud..encehk bf tuh ntah bpe x la dpt title tuh..nk ckp pon susah sbb field pon len2 kn..tp at least die success la kn dlm field die..aku nih?susah nk ckp ye tak..kdg2 tuh aku jeles jgak..tiap2 sem die success..nk ckp course die sng n course aku susah,sume course pon susah ye tak..ntah la..ah lu pikir la sndrik..hiksss…